WordSmithHere is where I play with words, turn them inside out upside down to see if they reveal more. Some definitely make more sense than others which are far more obscure. Not all of these are my discoveries, some are common, others came from friends. The ones in bold are more or less finished i.e. understandable, the plain ones I am still looking into. Ad-Diction Diction= 1. Choice and use of words 2. enunciation Advice – Ad Vice Alright – All Right – I’ll be alright when I’m all-right. Assume – When you assume you make an Ass out of U and Me Behave – be-have Behaviours be-have-ours cele-brate celebrity celebate celibacy Consultancy – Consult and C or Consult and C Y Community – Come-unity Crucifixion – Cross of fiction Damage – Damn-age Deceit – Do You See (C) It Dependance – Deepen the Dance Depressed – De-pressed One of your buttons has been pressed, pushed Dismiss – Just Miss Enemy – Any-me evil – veil – live Expectancy – Expect & C or Expect & C Y Ex-pose Ex-posed Extraordinary – Extra Ordinary Garb-age – Is the clothing of the day Gratefulness – great fullness Gratitude – Great Atitude God U & I Dance Holiday – Holy-day Hysterectomy Hysteria-recked-me Ignorant, Ignorance In-divi-duality…
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