- Monitor – Keeping an eye on the braai
- Download – Get the firewood off the bakkie
- Hard drive – Trip back home without any cold beer
- Keyboard – Where you hang the bakkie and bike keys
- Window – What you shut when it’s cold
- Screen – What you shut in the mosquito season
- Byte – What mosquitoes do
- Bit – What mosquitoes did
- Mega Byte – What mosquitoes at the lake do
- Chip – A bar snack
- Micro Chip – What’s left in the bag after you have eaten the chips
- Modem – What you did to the lawns
- Dot Matrix – Oom Jan Matrix’s wife
- Laptop – Where the cat sleeps
- Software – Plastic knives and forks you get at KFC
- Hardware – Real stainless steel knives and forks from Checkers
- Mouse – What eats the grain in the shed
- Mouse Pad – Where the mouse takes the grain it does not eat
- Mainframe – What holds the shed up
- Web – What spiders make
- Web Site – The shed (or under the verandah)
- Cursor – The old bloke what swears a lot
- Search Engine – What you do when the bakkie won’t go
- Yahoo – What you say when the bakkie does go
- Upgrade – A steep hill
- Server – The person at the pub that brings the lunch
- Mail Server – The post man
- User – The neighbour what keeps borrowing things
- Network When you have to repair your fishing net
- Internet Complicated fish net repair method
- Netscape When fish maneuvers out of reach of net
- Online When you get the laundry hung out
- Off Line – When the pegs don’t hold the washing up
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