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How to win a Nobel peace prize

I was flabbergasted when I heard that Barack Obama had won the Nobel Peace Prize, as where many others. Here is a rather funny comment…

“But he hasn’t done anything.”


Well not all that much besides talk lie eloquently to the American people and the world. [Why are politicians globally not held responsible for the fraud’s they perpetuate, could I use this as a defence in a court of law, why did you lie? Because Obama taught me how! What are our children learning from this behaviour. To get your way it is okay if you lie and the bigger the prize the greater you may have to be at the fine art of bullshit.] Why do I say lie, well it seems like, like most politicians he sprouted what the American people thought they wanted to hear, he’s been short on action since then and gone in the opposite direction in some cases.  Maybe he’s just schizophrenic or on medication.

The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided that the Nobel Peace Prize for 2009 is to be awarded to President Barack Obama for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples. The Committee has attached special importance to Obama’s vision of and work for a world without nuclear weapons.

To win a Nobel Prize, all you have to do is…

  • Get in the limelight – obscure is invisible
  • Talk a lot about peace and other good stuff – remember the song Talk Talk by the band Talk Talk
  • Do nothing to promote Peace
  • Actually go to war with a couple of new countries – remember to fight for peace
  • Further reduce the American peoples freedom/liverties – baaa-d sheep
  • Get rid of everyone’s nuclear weapons but your own
  • Make sure you wear your 3 piece “believe me” suit
  • and remember to interfere everywhere you possibly can globally
  • Not be George Bush

Imagine if America had to suddenly leave every country they are interfering with, what would happen to all those companies making billions from killing mostly innocent people.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

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Funny how the word Nobel also spells the word noble.

Some other similarly surprised bloggers

http://www.shmuley.com//articles/details/decline_and_fall_of_the_nobel_peace_prize/
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Found at Wendy McElroy, feel free to circulate widely

“Open Letter to the Members of the Nobel Prize Committee:

While we respect that this award is yours alone to give, we request you to reconsider this year’s recipient — President Barack Obama.

The awardee is pursuing and, in fact, has increased the efforts in two acknowledged wars; he has also engaged in acts of war against the civilians of at least one other nation. While it is true that he did not initiate the two wars, neither has he used his power to withdraw from them, reduce their scope or cease the killing of individuals who do not threaten him or America. .

We have been told the reason for Obama’s Nobel Prize is his frequent references to peace in speeches and his appeals to the hearts and consciences of people. Yet, historically, some of the most famous leaders who have been responsible for the deaths of millions made similar orations. Speeches are not a sufficient indication of a peaceful intent; they are not demonstrations of successful peaceful efforts. On this basis, we ask you to reconsider your decision.

Thank you in advance for considering a new candidate — one who has truly embraced peace, not merely in words but through the demonstrated preference of his or her actions.

Sincerely,
The innocent people of Iraq, Afghanistan, and Pakistan

Talk Talk by Talk Talk Lyrics

Well did I tell you before
When I was up
Anxiety was bringing me down
I’m tired of listening to you
Talking in rhymes
Twisting round to make me think
You’re straight down the line

All you do to me is talk talk
talk talk, talk talk
All you do to me is talk talk

If every sign that I see is complete
Then I’m a fool in your game
And all you want to do
Is tell me your lies
Won’t show the other side
You’re just wasting my time

All you do to me is talk talk
talk talk, talk talk
All you do to me is talk talk

When every choice that I make is yours
Keep telling me what’s right and what’s wrong
Don’t you ever stop to think about me
I’m not that blind to see
That you’ve been cheating on me

You’re laughing at me when I’m up
Crying for me when I’m down
Laughing at me when I’m up
Crying for me

All you do to me is talk talk
talk talk, talk talk

veracity

/vrassiti/

noun 1 conformity to facts; accuracy. 2 habitual truthfulness.

The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided that the Nobel Peace Prize for 2009 is to be awarded to President Barack Obama for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples. The Committee has attached special importance to Obama’s vision of and work for a world without nuclear weapons.

Obama has as President created a new climate in international politics. Multilateral diplomacy has regained a central position, with emphasis on the role that the United Nations and other international institutions can play. Dialogue and negotiations are preferred as instruments for resolving even the most difficult international conflicts. The vision of a world free from nuclear arms has powerfully stimulated disarmament and arms control negotiations. Thanks to Obama’s initiative, the USA is now playing a more constructive role in meeting the great climatic challenges the world is confronting. Democracy and human rights are to be strengthened.

Only very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama captured the world’s attention and given its people hope for a better future. His diplomacy is founded in the concept that those who are to lead the world must do so on the basis of values and attitudes that are shared by the majority of the world’s population.

For 108 years, the Norwegian Nobel Committee has sought to stimulate precisely that international policy and those attitudes for which Obama is now the world’s leading spokesman. The Committee endorses Obama’s appeal that “Now is the time for all of us to take our share of responsibility for a global response to global challenges.”

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