Things you can only say at Christmas I prefer breasts to legs Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist Smother the butter all over the breasts If I don’t undo my trousers, I’ll burst I’ve never seen a better spread! I fancy a little dark meat for a change Are you ready for seconds …
The teacher was very curious about how each of her students celebrated Christmas Eve. “Tell me Patrick, what do you do on Christmas Eve?” She asked.
Yeah, I know the title sounds very much like marketing speak … well maybe it is … or maybe
The more I think about it the more “apartheid like” Telkom and the goverment’s business practices seem. They don’t infact look after the needs of the majority i.e. the South African people but rather the minority of investors (government???) and the “already rich”. Once again another Telkom increase in rates, with much the same non-sense …
If you’re not familiar with the work of Boswell D. Rabbitsmith, he’s the famous erudite scientist who once said: ‘I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.’ His mind sees things differently than most of us do, to our amazement and amusement.
I was flabbergasted when I heard that Barack Obama had won the Nobel Peace Prize, as where many others. Here is a rather funny comment… “But he hasn’t done anything.”
40-ish – 49 Adventurous – Slept with everyone Athletic – No tits Average looking – Ugly Beautiful – Pathological liar Contagious Smile – Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure – On medication Feminist – Fat Free spirit – Junkie Friendship first – Former very *friendly* person Fun – Annoying New Age – Body hair …
If you need a laugh, then read through these Children’s Science Exam answers. These are real answers from school kids.
This story, on why railroad tracks are the width they are, I first heard about 10 years ago. I’m not wholly convinced that it is real but hey it’s funny either way. I will try find out if it is valid.
Einstein reportedly said something along the lines of “You cannot solve a problem with the same thinking that created it.” keep this in mind whilst you read through this rant.